Did you hear about the butcher who backed into a meat grinder?

He got a little behind in his orders.

I've got a Rush song stuck in my head. This time, I don't get to choose Freewill.

Where are average things manufactured?

The satisfactory.

A man walks into a bar.

He says, "Ouch!"

What do you call a poorly planned and poorly executed website?

MasonMacKinnon.Com.

What do you call the Christmas film industry?

Jollywood.

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only one letter in it?

The letter E.

I poured root beer into a square glass.

Now I just have beer.

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

How do you drown a hipster?

Throw him in the mainstream.

"Dad, are we pyromaniacs?"

"Yes we arson."

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only one letter in it?

An envelope.