What starts with E, ends with E, and has only one letter in it?

An envelope.

I've got a Rush song stuck in my head. This time, I don't get to choose Freewill.

Did you hear about the butcher who backed into a meat grinder?

He got a little behind in his orders.

I poured root beer into a square glass.

Now I just have beer.

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

A man walks into a bar.

He says, "Ouch!"

"Dad, are we pyromaniacs?"

"Yes we arson."

What do you call a poorly planned and poorly executed website?

MasonMacKinnon.Com.

How do you drown a hipster?

Throw him in the mainstream.

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only one letter in it?

The letter E.

What do you call the Christmas film industry?

Jollywood.

Where are average things manufactured?

The satisfactory.